I won’t lie, we’ve all had a thing for Sienna Miller! She’s that naughty, dirty, wealthy and hot type of London. So when Jude started dating her, I gave him my blessing. We sat down for a cup of tea and I looked him in the eyes and said ‘Sienna?’ with a disapproving look on my face.

He always knew my word was the truth in his relationships, and he seemed perturbed that I mentioned Sienna’s name with disapproval. But I quickly said:

‘She bloody well sounds like she’s from LUN-DUN! Damn right doggy, she’s hot!’

I approved of Jude Law and Sienna Miller

So naturally when I saw him recently with Lily, I thought it was to promote Guiness for St Patricks Day. In fact, I’m sure that is still the reason he hooked up with her recently.

I don’t approve of this one

I mean, we all like a bit of honey. Ginger honey? Not so cool.