No Under 3’s, REMEMBER THAT WHEN BOOKING LITTLE TIMMY!

Look, I’d get my tickets now for the Top Gear Live show in South Africa with all the Top Gear kids, Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond. Oh my God!

What insanity! I’ve got my ticket(s), AND I’m listening to Michael Jackson.

So if you’re looking to get tickets to the Top Gear Live Show in South Africa, you better hurry, firstly so you can stalk me, then to see the show, and thirdly because it’s what desire is. Whatever!

Click here to buy your tickets to the MPH featuring Top Gear Live Show in Joburg and Cape Town.

Only a fool would miss out.

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