Are you female?
Hot?
Skinny?
Want money?
Like to take your kit off?

Well then have we got a treat for you!

You can now use all your assets, lie down for half an hour with your kit off, and get paid! Seriously, I wish I was a woman, it’s so easy to make money if you just want to drop your morals a little bit.

Sleep with the boss? Boom you get paid loads of money while doing minimal work.

Take your clothes off in the evenings and swing on a pole. It’s so limiting being a guy!

Anyway for this weekend in Cape Town, you can take your clothes off and be paid. It is from Gumtree so sometimes it’s a bit dodgy, but hey, try it out and see what happens:

Click here for the full advert.

(Thanks Stace!)