Because I’m a ‘blogger’, this hardly constitutes a pick up line for the ladies. If anything it shows that I’m the trash of society! Which is bloody amazing I tell you.

So because I don’t have an easy time with the ladies, like say Locnville do, I need to always be ahead of everyone in the events I need to attend and bring the ladies to. Which is what I’m here for today. You know Top Loader, right? No?

You know ‘Dancing In The Moonlight’?

Chicks dig this kind of stuff! It melts their heart and if you play your cards right…their clothes might melt off too. Not literally because then you might be an arsonist held up for killing someone. So don’t take it literally…

So this Dancing In The Moonlight song, let’s have a looky looky woo:

Now tell me you’re not going to come right to that! Well if you’re not, then I surely am once I send the word out to some eager Stellenbosch students.

I”M JOKING KATY! I told you I wouldn’t let your name out, so don’t worry, this mouth is zipped.

I sometimes wonder, why would they make it so easy to come right? And then I realised it’s because we deserve it. We get paid about 20% less than the people in Joburg, but I’ve realised that this is our tax for having a mountain, ocean, supermodels, movie stars and no tools at every club wearing Ed Hardy while trying to spike you with their overly gelled siff hair. And it’s a tax I’m willing to live with!

So Top Loader (Your get ass for R100 ticket to success) are playing in Cape Town, at Karma Lounge in Camps Bay on Friday the 29th of May 2010. Oh-ma-word-ma-bru! THAT”S NEXT FRIDAY!

Best you move before these bad boys sell out, because at R100 per ticket, they are not going to last long at all. It is a scientific fact that if you are female, you will be leaving with me after the show next Friday. It’s not up to you whether this happens, it’s up to chemistry and genetics. And fortunately for you, next Friday, Top Loader are going to make our stars align while they play their baby making music.

I look forward to our first date!

Buy your tickets HERE.