The best line I’ve ever heard was actually used last night, by some guy, on some girl. This guy walks up to this girl early on in the night at the bar and says
“Hey there, can I buy you a drink?”
“Um…yeah…yeah that would be great”
“Aprils Fools, waaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa ha!”
And he walks away.
Someone get the man another beer, for he is a GOD!
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