I have friends who play the stock market (Well I sit at home playing the rad market…lame) and there are times when I find them curled up at nightclubs clutching bottles of Patron, crying hysterically while sucking their thumbs.
This happens when they lose thousands upon thousands of rands. I also find them at clubs with their hands in the air, a bottle of Patron in each hand and surrounded by girls.
This is when they make thousands upon thousands of rands.
So instead of losing my mind playing the stock market, I’ve found a much nicer way of enjoying the stock market, and instead of causing impotence (As stress from the stock market does), this one actually increases performance to a slight degree because it’s fun. Fun = happy. Happy = boner (Sorry about that, I know you’re getting the visuals)
It’s called the Puma Index and it’s a real stock ticker, except when the market drops, the models (You can choose male or female) clothes come off, all the way down to their Puma bodywear.
My word Silas (My slave boy, he’s replacing Morischo), this is genius!
So check…wick……wickie…check it…rewind…by clicking here.
Awesome!
Via Josh Spear (Image as well)
Chris M @http://www.twitter.com/ChristopherM Website
October 07 2009 07:53 am Sean Lloyd Website