I love it when Cape Town properties go on sale at such staggering amounts. Granted, R100 million is a small price to pay for living the dream! Check this out, from the Pam Golding website:

Imagine living on top of the ocean – in a 1000M2 of modern sculptural space with every conceivable luxury. High over the Atlantic Ocean and nestled at the foot of the majestic Twelve Apostles mountain range – in a private cul de sac in Cape Towns discreet Bantry Bay, this masterpiece of modern architecture boasts quintessential Atlantic Seaboard Vistas of mountain and sea. Two lounges, one sunken with amazing views over the infinity pool onto the ocean and the other, adjacent to the cocktail bar creates a sublime space for the entertainer. An ultra modern cigar lounge, a gym, steam room and a Zen garden Separate study. State of the art kitchen, generous dining areas, leading to an outside deck with a gas braai and a pizza oven Sun soaked outdoor patios with a Jacuzzi and a rim flow pool that seems to spill into the sea. 5 Bedroom suites – all ocean facing (ultra luxury main suite with spacious dressing room) State of the art heating and cooling – piped music and many luxury features for executive living. Multiple off street parking and garaging for 3 cars.

Um, ok, I can deal with that! Well, what does this beast look like?

I won’t lie, those couches look uncomfortable and awkward. As my folks said, money can’t buy you style.

Look, probably not quite how I’d do my house, I’m more into a little bit of a more lived in look and feel, some typewriters lying around, my old wooden desk, record players, naked models and all the rest that goes with being awesome. But given the house as a gift, I wouldn’t say no. My folks always said that money can buy you things, but it can’t necessarily buy style, nor class. Agreed!

As they say, a gift horse needs a toothbrush. Or something to that effect.

I wonder what sort of comm. the agents are taking from this bad boy? That’s going to be a cool bit of spare change!

Check out the full listing on Pam Golding over here.

If any of you had that sort of cash, would you really spend it on this particular house? Or simply buy an island? Considering that you can easily buy your own private island for R100 million…