I must be honest, our Joburg boys sure know how to choose cars! While Cape Town buggers around with Phantoms, Ferraris and Lambos, the Joburg guys go “Oh let’s take the piss!” and roll out in a Pagani Zonda. We were on a peace keeping mission in Joburg (For the greater good of mankind) and at once needed a place to crash, so we looked for the cheapest accomodation we could and rocked into the Michelangelo in Sandton. Apparently it’s 5 star.

Is that good?

So anyway, check the Zonda. Now I’m not sure whose car it is, but I like! I’m not sure of costing, someone said around R10 million, but I’m really not sure as I haven’t been looking if I must be completely honest with you (Liars get Danny K tracks pumped into their ears for eternity)

A Bentley quietly chilling in the background

Big up to Joburg though, do any of you guys drive cheap cars? No?

Thought not judging by what was seen.

Crisis! I love it!

“So hows the recession treating Joburg?” I ask around the braai.

“Hey? I don’t understand the question”

Brilliant!

And just in case you are in fact in love with the Pagani Zonda, I’ll give one away. If we help each other out here.

Seriously, we’ll go crazy. It’ll be a sexual joyride.$1 to touch it while I touch your toes.

$2 to touch it while you touch my toes.

You get the picture. Let’s win this bad boy.

Sean Lloyd

Editor