Thanks Gaz!

It’s well known that I’m a pirate on Facebook, waiting to ATTACK you if you say one thing out of line. I’ll catch you! People often just delete me from Facebook because they can’t take the amount of rad that I throw out, especially when I comment on their dearest, most precious status updates. Check it:

And trust me, that was mild. Just because it was Sunday. I’ve shattered peoples dreams with my comments, but you know, put up stupid emo status updates and expect me to bounce off the high seas and attack you.

I regularly throw out horrendous comments on my guy friends statuses as well, but they’re usually too drunk to care. Either that or they’re laughing because they’re hooking up with the girl that I really liked. Damn you West Ham United! Oh no Gunners!

Mmmmmmmm…that wasn’t icing sugar was it?

Check this out, you know Facebook suggest friends for you? Well Facebook clearly know me well…mic check this!

Oh yeah, this is what I’m talking about! I’m sorry, but Ruth, do I know you from somewhere?

I’m so frustrated with security on Facebook, it is clear that someone keeps on hacking into my account and leaving the most ridiculous messages. Because this is SURELY not me doing this?

Honestly, it’s not

Dammit, I’m so bored today, and when I’m bored I think up crazy stories and then go playing on Facebook. It’s ridiculous, someone give me something to do, does anyone need a hotel reviewed?

Car?

Product?

So it seems that reading nerdy websites such as Mashable and Techcrunch is finally paying off for el Seano! We’ve got Facebook WAR here at SLXS and it has been well documented that I lose friends from time to time on Facebook. It’s not like I check obsessively…but when you lose 10 ‘friends’, it is somewhat noticeable.

Well now, thanks to a little application, you can check who is de-friending you on Facebook! Whether this is a good thing or not is debatable. I actually have an awesome story here, this one chick added me on Facebook ages ago but we never really had a good bonding session, not in that sense, but we just never chatted. Anyway, in the period where I lost quite a lot of friends on Facebook (Some people clearly can’t handle an Adonis), she was one of the people to remove me as a friend.

And the only reason I knew she removed me? Because in the right hand bar it sometime says “Friend suggestions”, and her mugshot popped up, busted! Not that it particularly bothered me, as I was at the Llandudno pad that day and it is a fact that nothing worries me when I’m at Llandudno bronzing my sculpted hide.

Now with this friend checker it also presents another problem…psychos. You all have those girlfriend/boyfriends who are obsessive. You sort of know that at night they fumble about your Facebook profile, downloading your photos onto their hard drive. So the moment you delete them as a friend, they will know and in all likelihood they will do something crazy. I know a couple of these people, and although we don’t ever speak and I know they check on me, I don’t dare delete them. The only time I’ll delete them is if I basically have a sudden urge to die. They will kill me, of that I’m sure.

Original article at Mashable.

Download the Facebook friend checker over here.(Stalker)

In another sign that I DOMINATE Facebook, we have this little pearler. I actually came up with the whole thing, I didn’t steal it from somewhere else. This is me, 100% raw, uncut and rad:

And you will see two girls liked that status, which just goes to show you can be a prick, but chicks will dig you anyway. It makes me feel sexy and naughty, all at the same time, knowing that I can fully get away with this type of rampant behavior.

Surnames removed, because the chances are if your boss finds out you know me, you will lose your job.

PEACE!

It’s been a while. Let’s kick it off again like a dead leppers head. This in from G:

And this in from me:

Keep it tidy out there kids!

And take it easy…and if it’s easy take it home.

BOOM Thursday just happened!

Sean Lloyd

Editor 

Can’t we have a world championships for Facebook War?

Please?

Sean Lloyd

Editor 

More from our Facebook war! I can’t claim this, but G Sent it in, awesome!

 I mean, come now, that IS rad!

Got any of your own hilarious comments on peoples status updates, or the like? Send them in! We won’t publish names or anything, so you’re (Fairly) safe.

Drop them to me on e-mail: seanl (at) slxs (dot) co (dot) za

Sean Lloyd

Editor 

Sean Lloyd

Editor 

Another hour, another Facestalk:

Keep you updated!

Sean Lloyd

Editor 

I constantly write the filthiest stuff on Facebook, and I’m going to start posting it here, because it IS rad!

We’ll get this started with this beauty:

Nice, that’s how I steamroll my way through Facebook. I will post her reply, if she replies.

LOADS more to come, I am a complete Facebook slut when it comes to comments! I lay down the filth.

Sean Lloyd

Editor