Soooo…once again I grace Cape Towns night scene with my unmistakable presence. Obviously being a Q list blogger, I am quite high up so do not approach me when I am out. Bloggers in SA are SO IMPORTANT!

I’m joking, you can approach me! Just no touching, unless you ask me. I have very sensitive skin!

Anyway, our good friends Sex And Smut are playing tonight at 12:30 at The Assembly, as well as Chris Jack, so I’m stoked. Here are the details:

So yes, I will be there. And yes I am real. And yes you can approach me.

Because, behind this sexual face…is just a little boy!

But seriously, not a little boy in the sense that you can kiddy fiddle me. So if you’re a Jackson type, then probably don’t approach me. Otherwise feel free!

Crisis, it’s not a sign to feel me for free, it’s just a saying.

Whatever, you people are dirty.

Ok see you tonight at The Assembly, it’s going to be sick!