Don’t you hate it when you’re at the beach, literally sweating your tits off and there is sweat running off you, mixing with sunscreen and then going on your sunglasses. Then there is the steam baking off your ripped, tanned, toned and desirable body, misting up your lenses.

What you really need is a pair of sports sunglasses designed to counteract all this with the proper technology.

You need an open design, perhaps vented lenses and then something on the lenses to prevent water and oils from sticking to the lenses.

Enter the Oakley Radar, seen on the world top sporting professionals in every sporting code. From the ferocious heat of cross country mountain biking, to the electric sprints of road racing and the changing terrain of a triathletes world, Oakley Radar are there protecting these guys.

But you might see a pair in the shop that don’t quite suit you. Like me for instance, the regular ones don’t suit me. You see, white brings out this Greek God tan, while purple lets people know that I care about the way I look and moisturise…but I’ll still seduce you right in front of your lover. Yay yeah!

So I went online and created a custom pair of Oakley Radar, complete with a little customisation on the lenses. Cheeeeeeeeck it JUS BRU:

How sexy? While those are made for sports, I have this almost God like ability (Not rating…) to pull off any look, from skinny jeans, to cardigans, baggier jeans and boots, to white v-necks and Dockside boat shoes. I turn anything into a sexual revolution. So I can totally own those just as easily as I own Aviators. It’s not about the shape of your face or how good looking you are, it’s about confidence. POW!

Enough about me, what aren’t you wearing today?

Yeah so anyway, we were talking about the Oakley Custom Program. While you cannot order custom shades from the website, I have been in contact with Oakley and you can order through your nearest Oakley dealer. I’m seriously looking into this…it’ll be the start of your love affair with me.

Oakley Radar really do make sense for the beach, and dropping over R2000 for a pair of shades just for the beach let’s people know that you care about your body and the way you feel…but you’re still sensitive, loving, maybe a little bit shallow but most importantly…you have disposable cash.

And let us be honest here, most of the relationships of high profile people in Cape Town are based on disposable cash.

‘You lose the cash, go bankrupt…you lose me’ Where did we hear this one before?

Seriously, many relationships are built on money in this town…and it’s hysterical.

But that is off the topic!

The Oakley Custom Program is available for most of the sunglasses from Oakley, so click HERE to check out the website, get designing, have fun and own a unique pair of sunglasses.

And click HERE to go directly to making a custom pair of Oakley Radar.