Good grief, I found these photos from my old website (That one…) and was still quite shocked, all these years later!

There is this stuff in the shops called “Drink O Pop” and it’s like an Oros type vibe, but only super concentrated and super fake.

Look, there are diseases we don’t know how to cure, and diseases which we don’t know the causes of.

Enter Dr Lloyd (Cool, I can answer my phone on the golf course now) with the probable cause of global warming, AIDS, cancer, TB, West Nile Virus, Congo Fever, syphillis (Jokes Kate, we all know you are the cause of that. Spicy!) and the very rare, but very potent Danny K.

It’s called Drink O Pop, and it’s basically all disease!

I did a quick test to see whether it could replace the highlighter in my office. Wherever that is.

Result: Affirmative!

This is what it looks like in your basin:

Interestingly it’s not on the World Health Organisations list of diseases, nor does it feature as a prominent ingredient at the Koeberg Nuclear power plant.

If you are poor though it’s great because it’s really cheap, 200ml’s makes 8 litres and it will kill you before your debt does.

So it DOES have it’s uses!

Sean Lloyd

Editor