Jeez Louise I’ve got an awesome memory! I was thinking back to my seedy youth where women paid me for pleasure (I was 7 — but MASSIVE) and back in the day people always asked ‘Sean, how did you become a lady slayer extraordinaire?’

Look, most of it is in your jeans, mine were slim cut Kleins that showed off a massive, pulsating member.

I also remember being in ridiculous shape because I always managed to watch Bodies In Motion with Gilad! Crisis you will obviously remember Gilad, especially the girls because everyone wanted a piece of the G-Master. It was back in the days where we believed advertising and infomercials worked, where there was no internet and cellphones. It was back in the day when life was simpler. I mean, technology claims to make our lives simpler but they’re way more complicated, but thankfully prescription medication now takes care of the stress. Ha ha! Hmmmmm…ooooh shiny!

Candy bars!

For a little old school inspiration today, let’s have a look at the original Greek God, the personal trainer, the lady slayer, the ho slapper, the pimp hand, left disco dancing ghetto gym bunny, Gilad Janklowicz!

Oh my GOD! How was that?!

Ladies, I imagine you were seeing Gilad there doing those little dips and you were thinking of being there beneath him, him giving you a good old tea bag! With those tight buns of his dripping sweat onto your forehead. Desire!

Good grief I’m getting carried away. But seeing as though it is winter I may actually post more of his videos, so as to keep those thunder thighs in check.

Such is my love for all of you.