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3 Comments SLXS A Popular Hit Amongst Teen Girls?

Article written by the majestic Sean Lloyd on the 20 May 2010

Look I’m just saying, for the common and highly searched term (Getting us a few hits…thousand) ‘Locnville Deluxe Edition’, SLXS is at number 1 on this new Google thing.

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Because of the SEO DEMON that I am, and my search engine optimisation knowledge (HA!), this consistently nets me results like this. You know…keeping up with the big boys. Sorry, I am being ridiculous here. But honestly I was wondering why I was getting so many hits (Now 300 a month!) and then I realised…yes, Locnville do this to a website.

Which leads me to believe that a lot of teenage girls are reading SLXS. Which begs the question…how many twisted drug addicts are going to be produced once they stop reading newspapers, and start reading SLXS? My guess is thousands and that’s being conservative.

Now we just need to start posting about Justin Bieber, and our male/female teenage ration will be even.

And then the next question, how do we make money out of these buggers once they’re on the site?

Crack? CD’s? School books?

Let me know…

Oh in other news, with no advertising, no hype, no SEO and not many blogroll links form other blogs, SLXS is sitting on a Google Page Rank of 3 (Not that it matters), and on Afrigator we’re ranked at number 55 of the South African blogs.

So thank you all for the support! You guys might just keep me blogging (If you’ve been following me on Twitter, I did make a mention of me stopping soon. It’s not an easy decision but one that may happen very soon, and something I’ve been thinking of for a while now)

I’ll keep you updated.

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Dude, you literally can not stop blogging! This would mean that i have to read 2OV every day, soooooo not an option! Reading Seth’s feces everyday would drive me insane, actually wait!
If you stop blogging then Seth would not have much content to steal, causing 2OV to loose readers!

Don’t you see it man!
The death of SLXS would literally mean the death of blogging as we know it!

And onto an entirely more ridiculous note…
Put the pinata article back up! I think Cape Town is finally ready for it! I know i am, actually i need it! Winter is here and it is depressing as FUCK!

May 24 2010 21:09 pm Sean Lloyd Website

Ha ha ha yeah the pinata article...probably one of the greatest hey! Shit that was funny. Damn I've lost my touch since the old days, I need to find the beast inside me again.

I'll see, got some other cool plans too, but sort of in a different direction, I'll let you know :)

I think a month bender on vodka and creme soda concentrate will sort things out! No jokes! that stuff is magical!

I believe it will also help all of us cope with this world cup thing everyone is talking about (Apparently it’s in South Africa?)

Don’t let this winter phenomenon get you down, all we need to do is win the lotto, then follow summer all over the world , i hear the Italian Riviera is nice this time of year!

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