It’s weird that I saw this ‘Be My Playmate’ link from Luna Nights over at Twitter, because I had just been chatting to Joshy about strip clubs and why they are not ideal if you’re single! Because you go there, see all these naked woman, and then have to go home by yourself, I mean, it’s pretty stupid!

And this brought up another point, that if you have a girlfriend and you go to strip clubs, she should not kak you out for it. She should be happy! Honestly if your girlfriend gives you grief for going to strip clubs, tell her I said it’s fine.

Because damn…if you go to a strip club, your girlfriend is going to have the best night of her life! She is probably worried that you think the strippers are hotter, and well, sometimes they are. But with anything in life, there is always something better. There are better looking girls than your girlfriend, and there are better looking guys than you. And even if you have a Ferrari, well big deal, some guy has a yacht. And if you have a yacht, someone has a private jet. You can never win, so tell your girlfriend to chill out and let you go to strip clubs.

But they are really stupid if you’re single because you leave with a massive hard on, and what can you do? Get a KY sponsorship? Compete in the worlds strongest hand competition? Work on an oil rig?

Anyway missing the point, the Playboy Bunny search in Cape Town is in 2 DAYS OH MY GOD! And it’s at Vaudeville. Are we booking our tickets? Of course! Here are the details:

The Playboy International bunny search is coming to South Africa!

Stand a chance to be part of the of the glamorous and exciting world of Playboy by entering one of the Playboy bunny searches in 5 major South African cities .

Winners from each city will compete for the opportunity to represent South Africa in the international bunny search being hosted on one night in 50 different cities worldwide.

Bunny searches will be held in Cape Town, Port Elizabeth, Durban, Johannesburg and Pretoria leading up to the exclusive global event held in Cape Town.

On 10 June 2010, leading Cape Town hotspot Vaudeville will open its doors as a Playboy club and host the celebration of the 50th anniversary of the world famous Playboy club founded by Hugh Hefner.

The celebration will include the crowning of South Africa’s Playboy Club Bunny who will be featured on the international Playboy Club 50th Anniversary website and compete for the coveted prize of being chosen by Hugh Hefner himself to be featured as a Playmate in Playboy Magazine.

Good grief!

Let us not waste a moments more time, buy your tickets HERE.

Click here for the Playmate website for probably more details.

I know…