I’m pretty sure there is a bounty out there to in fact catch me not chilling. I think there is probably a huge amount of money on offer for the person that catches me doing anything remotely productive! You actually may as well give up now because there is no chance that you will see me crunching numbers or wearing a suit.

I decided to hurt the Two Oceans Half Marathon on Saturday by watching it instead of running it, which is basically the only way to do it. Instead of actually standing there (Standing wastes energy — I love nature too much to waste energy!), we just pulled the couch out the mansion and chilled! Sam Paddock caught me good:

The only problem was that we didn’t think to pull a spotlight out, because it was quite dark when the runners came past and there were so many hot birds running! Another reason why I should join a Constantia running club. Seriously, so many hotties run that running should feature more on my list of things to watch.

Between running and wedding crashing, I’ll be surrounded by more women than oxygen, a monumental feat. I also enjoy the fact that Nike make such great womens running gear, with fantastic cuts. Saturday was like a model casting on front of the house, just with some sweaty older dudes blurring out my rad view from time to time.

I did thoroughly enjoy it though, and I am quite tired from the whole thing. Which is why I’m going to take this week to myself, and we’ll also surely be takin g the Range Rover for s spin. Maybe we’ll also finally get our first video done. I’m not sure if I’ll have time, what with my schedule being so hectic.

MILF Hunt at Vida, drive the Range, watch Top Gear, watch Jonathan Ross, write an article…There is surely no way I can fit any more activities into this action packed week.