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So the big news is that Jeff Dunham will be in South Africa this year, and he is famous for ‘Achmed The Dead Terrorist’ And yes, it is on Boobtube! Click HERE to watch that one. Tell your boss your busy cross referencing the hedge funds for the bull market managers in Hong Kong, and if he bothers you he will be flying planes full or rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong, because that clip is 11 minutes long.

If he says you’re using up all the bandwidth, tell him his wife is using up all the bandwidth. That will keep him quiet.

Jeff Dunham, best known for his ventriloquist character `Achmed the Dead Terrorist` has won over millions of fans with characters that are politically incorrect, insulting, and downright hilarious. Witness why Jeff Dunham is the top-grossing stand up act in North America when he tours South Africa in September.

Here are Jeff Dunham’s South African tour dates:
Sun City Superbowl, Sun City – North-West — Saturday 18 September 2010 at 8:00 PM

Carnival City, Big Top Arena, Johannesburg And Reef – Gauteng — Thursday 23 September 2010 at 8:00 PM

Grand Arena, Grand West, Cape Town – Western Cape

Friday 24 September 2010cat  8:00 PM

Awesome! Click here to buy your tickets.