It was decided that while we are going on the road of excess, we may as well be staying somewhere in Cape Town that at least has a basketball vibe going on. So our villa is a good choice of accommodation and even better is the fact that we invited the Shaq Attaq over to play a game or two with us.

 

He’s one of the bigger people you will see in your life, and I was just mucking about touching his balls. Ball.

 

 

Shaq – Visiting Cape Town especially for SLXS 

 

I gave the game my all, throwing slam dunks with names like “The Discombobulator” and the “Semi-retarded”

 

 

It was decided to involve a girl in the game, so even if the boys lost, the game would still come with a happy ending.

 

 

Win-win for the boys 

 

ZOOOOOOOOOOOM….

 

BANG!

 

POW!

 

KAAAAAAAAAASHHOOOOOOOOOOW!

 

Mother of GOD, what was that!?!

 

Evacuate the SLXS HQ, Goerge W is bombing us!

 

Take the BOOZE you idiots! Pack the LUBE you fools! The blow up doll is melting! Take the slave children! Pack the girls! Get my electronic safe full of roofies…

 

“My cock is on fire!!”

 

“Shut up Jim, you never use it anyway”

 

“True, true. Thanks for that Dave, I always forget”

 

(Twenty minutes later)

 

Sorry about that, the feminists were bombing us again with their diesel dyke bombs.

 

Apologies while I put out the flames on my laptop and reboot my 1 terrabyte hard drive…

 

Ring ring

 

Ring ring

 

“God?” I murmur

 

“No it’s mom”

 

“Oh hey, what’s cracking, cracker?”

 

“Someone said your villa got bombed”

 

“Yeah it’s cool though, everything is alright”

 

“Is the…”

 

“Is the secret 1 terrabyte hard drive full of porn safe?”

 

“Yes that’s what I was going to say”

 

“Yes mom it’s fine”

 

“Ok cool catch you later. And remember Sean…no bitches after 11pm”

 

What a day, what a day…

 

Sean Lloyd

Editor