I always tend towards the more natural side of life (Mind you…Bush is now out of power. So besides that. Hey?) and my skincare products are TO DIE FOR SKAT!
No really, they are (I didn’t write that at all). As I have many stalkers, they all want to kill me and make me into a lamp shade, and posts like this simply fuel their stalking tendencies, allowing them a further glimpse inside the mind and body of thee.
Today class, we show you what keeps me clean, and what keeps me smooth. And we’re not even talking about my pick up artistry. We’re talking about skin products.
Victorian Garden Vanilla and Pine Needle Shower Gel. This stuff is amaaaaaaazing! Chicks dig it, I’m always clean and smell like the forest, minus the mushrooms and weed. It works well, oozes desire and it’s good for you and the environment. That’s insane Goldmember! It is completely natural which is awesome and it is a local product. You can buy it online HERE should you wish, or at any decent health store.
Phenomenal cream! You don’t look like this from using that stuff you bought at Pick ‘n Pay. You can buy this particular moisturiser over HERE online, or at any decent health store. My skin has never felt or looked better! No dryness, no greasiness and chicks dig the vibe! This cream is for fairly dry skin so do take note of that. If you have dry skin, it’s a treat and it’s only R62. Here is a photo of the current state of my skin. I am not the black dude with the spear:
(That photo is an absolute keeper for the stalkers, make it your screensaver)
Then I use also The Body Shop For Men Maca Root Face Scrub. We spoke about that here.
Great! Gorgeous! Divine!
Some more about my life that you can use as you please.
But seriously those products are really good, and anyone who tells you otherwise and that you’re a “chick” is just jealous that you look so awesome and that you’re using natural products, thus helping the planet along, and your body, and doing your karma a whole lot of good!
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