I was on the way back from Earthwave Cape Town when I was reminded of something I meant to write ages ago but as usual, I forgot.

This is something I do all the time with my phone, because I hate driving with it in my pockets because it’s uncomfortable. Now I find if I put my phone on the passenger seat it slides off and if I put it anywhere else I forget it in my car and then our trustworthy car guards and other people are tempted to steal it. So I put it on my seat, and it essentially is on…my…kugelsak!

So I was wondering, does this put me at increased risk of testicular cancer? I’m pretty sure it does.

Having cellphone signals right there for a good few hours a month can’t be good for things! So this is more of a warning for future wives that our kids are in all likeliness going to have 4 arms, a toe for a leg, male pattern baldness (Even though they’re a female) and a penis for a nose.

Wow they are going to be stunners! On that note I need to drop my DVD off, it’s late and I still have not watched it.

For the stalkers out there I hired “Doubt” from DVD Nouveau in Newlands and I will be dropping it off at around 10:00 am this morning so you can either wait in the store to attack me, or you can hire the movie as I drop it off, then rub it all over yourself.

Go wild, it’s your fantasy.