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3 Comments Driving And Not Talking: Dangerous?

Article written by the brilliant Sean Lloyd on the 14 Oct 2009

I was on the way back from Earthwave Cape Town when I was reminded of something I meant to write ages ago but as usual, I forgot.

This is something I do all the time with my phone, because I hate driving with it in my pockets because it’s uncomfortable. Now I find if I put my phone on the passenger seat it slides off and if I put it anywhere else I forget it in my car and then our trustworthy car guards and other people are tempted to steal it. So I put it on my seat, and it essentially is on…my…kugelsak!

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So I was wondering, does this put me at increased risk of testicular cancer? I’m pretty sure it does.

Having cellphone signals right there for a good few hours a month can’t be good for things! So this is more of a warning for future wives that our kids are in all likeliness going to have 4 arms, a toe for a leg, male pattern baldness (Even though they’re a female) and a penis for a nose.

Wow they are going to be stunners! On that note I need to drop my DVD off, it’s late and I still have not watched it.

For the stalkers out there I hired “Doubt” from DVD Nouveau in Newlands and I will be dropping it off at around 10:00 am this morning so you can either wait in the store to attack me, or you can hire the movie as I drop it off, then rub it all over yourself.

Go wild, it’s your fantasy.

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Fuck!
I do the exact same thing! There is no other place for my phone as good as right on my nut sack.

I need someone to feel for lumps!

October 14 2009 10:51 am Sean Lloyd Website

I know it just feels sooooo right! Who can we get to feel for lumps?

I'm definitely thinking some of the waitresses in Cape Town I've seen some smokers lately. And they're in the 'service' industry.

hahahhaahaha, I gotta admit I also do it bro… all the time, its easiest way to keep your phone safe. Plus a vibration or two never hurt anyone :)

October 14 2009 11:00 am Sean Lloyd Website

Ha ha, I keep two phones so I can phone my one which is set to "meeting"

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