I don’t even bother with other t-shirts anymore, I just go straight to Woolworths and grab their white t-shirts. I don’t have to match anything, they make you look like you have an Italian porn star tan and it’s just very James Dean to wear a white t-shirt. So I popped down to Woolworths to grab a little selection for the pumping summer that Cape Town is going to experience. If these shirts don’t get me chicks then I don’t know what else to do.

I sure do hope I don’t have to resort to using my natural charm, because then it’s going to be a dry summer!

I grabbed the 100% organic cotton golf shirt (R99), a 100% organic cotton regular white t-shirt (Um…think it was R70?) and a 5% organic cotton v-neck white shirt (R49).

Size small. That’s not what she said!

We put that print on, for our running team

LADIES! Calm yourselves. I’m not even in the photo.

Personally, the white v-neck is the ultimate choice for this summer.

The great thing about these t-shirts is that they don’t break the bank but the amount of chicks that will want you when you’re wearing a white v-neck will surely break your back.

And because they’re not expensive, you can fuel more money into that nice cocaine habit you’ve been working on. And the cocaine also won’t show on these bad boys because they’re white.

I think I know someone who has picked a winning combination of t-shirts, yes I do! And the organic cotton makes sense, because then you can give chicks the whole talk of how you love bunnies and polar bears and that you are saving the environment by buying organic. You can then tell her that the organic cotton industry relies on a supply and demand model and the more demand there is for organic the more they will supply it, and move away from chemically sprayed cotton.

So you can tell her that the more shirts you buy from Woolworths, the more you are in effect saving the planet and by her ripping your shirt off with her teeth, you will need to buy a new shirt and you will save the environment even more. Anyone ever thought:

Sex = environmental God? I’m bringing it!

And while we’re at her tearing your clothes off with her teeth, it’s only natural to mention my organic cotton boxers, also available from Woolworths. I won’t post pictures, my e-mail nearly crashed after a mere mention of Calvin Kleins last time.

Rip those organic cotton boxers off gently though, you don’t want to kill the Loch Ness monster.

Come on babes, I thought you were an environmentalist? This bad boy is on the endangered species list it’s so awesome!

BOOM it’s Sunday so I’m out to watch Carte Blanche. Catch you all tomorrow for another week of sick, you philthy animals!