I don’t want to come across as superficial or anything, but I do tend to like hot women. And I think in these days of nutritional awareness, there really is no need to be that big. Somehow bigger guys can get away with it, their mates will still high five them, they will still feel like a million bucks and chances are they will still get the job — even if they are a little bigger.

So on Friday night I was making my way through to FTV in Cape Town when I decided to be sneaky and pop into Tantra in Claremont to check out the vibe. Now I had heard that it was quite young, like school girl young, but I thought I would be very naughty and dirty and check it out anyway.

So this guy* is chilling at the bar, drinking a whisky, scoping out the general vibe. He sees a girl next to him at the bar (Quite a large girl), and is clearly not impressed.

He takes a sip of his whisky, looks at her and says

“Salad”

Girl gives him a weird look.

He takes another sip of whisky.

“Salad”

“Excuse me?” Says the girl.

“Salad”

“What the hell are you talking about”

“Oh don’t worry sweetie, I knew you wouldn’t know what a salad is”

Take a moment there. Breath in deeply. Count to ten.

OH

MY

WORD

THAT

CHICK

GOT

OWNED!

Have you ever in your life heard something so awesome! I know that in my existence I have never come across something so phenomenal! It leaves you somewhat speechless.

It’s quite phenomenal to actually be part of something like this, and I’m fairly sure that I can claim this. Claimed and owned!

The answer to your question is “Yes”

Yes that just did happen.

*This guy may or may not have been me.
Sean Lloyd

Editor