I won’t lie, I do turn the voice off on my GPS because listening to that automated voice is like shagging a robot…it’s not so kiff.

So anyway, after hearing stories of Minki being at the finish of the Cape Epic this weekend, I all of a sudden remembered Minki! She’s been off the radar for a bit but now she can be on the radar on your GPS. Mad.

You see, they’ve put her in a tank and made her shout and talk and gaan aan (You like that? Because she’s Afrikaans. Yeah…nice!) and now you can put her inside your Garmin, which is quite a feat of human ingenuity!

Obviously I can’t remember what Minki looks like so here is a photo of her most important features:

Woopsie daisies! Nice tea cosy…

Oh and not to forget what her face looks like:

So click below to have the Minx direct you on your merry cruises! Oh and they also have Vanessa Haywood. SICK!

The only problem I have is, when you get out the car, what do you do with your boner?

Tuck it up into your waist band?

What if your shirt is tucked in?

My parents were right. Life is full of difficult decisions.