I’ve been quite a naughty boy today! I was typing naughty things into the Google machine and due to my Dutch heritage and the filthy words they use, I stumbled upon Cinderella. Now I’ve always had a bit of a wood for her, but you know, I think that may have just been back in the day, teenage lust.

Not to be confused with teenage desire, which is the feeling  many first year students have for me. Look, I can’t help it that they feel this way for me. They just do and it probably has something to do with the fact that I used to model (HERE).

Anyway, I’d shy away from this if I were at work, or if your parents are peering over your shoulder. You silly Billy!

No you’re a silly Sally!

Shut up!

I’ll smother you in cream!

Oh we’ll do it!

– Silence –

I love you.

Did I just tell someone I loved them? No! I’m supposed to be a lothario, spreading my love far and wide. But I do love you. Yes, you.

Anyway, check what Cinderella is in the Deutschenland:

Click here for the full Wicked entry on that

It’s rad that those two words just combine to make my dear Cinderella, strange! Naughty nana!

I’m so sorry, it’s just been an emotional day, and watching A Lot Like Love (Which I won’t admit to watching, so I’m not watching it), Trainspotting and Saving Private Ryan (Not to be confused with Shaving Ryan’s Privates) is not helping the situation! I could fall apart right now.

It’s not like Sixpence None The Richer ‘Kiss Me’ is belting out over the sound system. Ha ha ha that would be hysterical!

XXX