Crisis crisis crisis!

You know when you wake up with a raging hangover/tikover/ Oxycontinover? And you can’t get it up? And you’re scared because Gisele Bundchen is standing in front of you, naked, shouting “Take me! Take me! Why won’t you take me? Am I fat?!”

You’re scared to pop Viagra like Skittles at this point in case it reacts with the other drugs in your system and kills you.

Well if this happens to you all the time, then some good comedy is bound to launch you off again with a stout kabout! It’s rare for me to be sexually excited about anything other than a select few girls who know they are in my naughty books (Ooooooooh!) and deserve a damn good spanking, but Eddie Izzard may just be like some sort of Viagra, because laughter is the best medicine. And I’ll tell you one thing, the rubbish that comes out of Eddie Izzards mouth is nothing short of astonishing! He takes regular situations in life, and turns them into the most bizarre stories you have ever heard.

If you’ve seen any of his comedy, you’ll know. You can’t explain it.

I mean, the one where he is talking about cats behind your couch, purring, telling you that they’re actually just sitting there drilling is hysterical. Oh you can click HERE for that.

Anyway I wanted to tell you that Eddie Izzard will be in South Africa in February, with his Cape Town show taking place at the Cape Town International Convention Centre on the 4th of February at 8pm.

OHMYGOD!

OHMYSHATTEREDNERVES!

ICOULDSIMPLYPLUTZDOLL!

Tickets are between R350 and R750.

Click here to get your tickets.