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4 Comments Victims Of The Sports Illustrated 2009 Swimwear Edition

Article written by the brilliant Sean Lloyd on the 19 Oct 2009

With the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimwear Edition hitting shelves today, Michael Jacksons “Beat It” has seen a steady climb in sales and apparently Spur are offering extra helpings of mayo on the kiddies burgers, as they do. (Too much? Ja, probably. I always kill the limits)

Unfortunately, while the swimwear edition is all fun and games for the models, it’s leading to a power struggle in the world with those on the left and those on the right battling it out. It’s also leading to hideous deformities on people, like this dude:

Wanked My Tits Off

Actually that dude is from THIS article, but you know it’s hot outside and I’m bored so I thought I’d compose this ‘article’ quickly. Pleasure.

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Skateboard J @skateyj Website Reply

This oak has a small goitre!

October 19 2009 22:53 pm Sean Lloyd Website

Oh my wank I just saw that now ha ha ha! You need some iodine son! Or something like that...

Skateboard J @Twitter ID Website Reply

Derek Lisagang?

October 20 2009 10:03 am Sean Lloyd @Twitter ID Website

Oh it is!

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