With the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimwear Edition hitting shelves today, Michael Jacksons “Beat It” has seen a steady climb in sales and apparently Spur are offering extra helpings of mayo on the kiddies burgers, as they do. (Too much? Ja, probably. I always kill the limits)
Unfortunately, while the swimwear edition is all fun and games for the models, it’s leading to a power struggle in the world with those on the left and those on the right battling it out. It’s also leading to hideous deformities on people, like this dude:
Actually that dude is from THIS article, but you know it’s hot outside and I’m bored so I thought I’d compose this ‘article’ quickly. Pleasure.
Skateboard J @skateyj Website
October 19 2009 22:53 pm Sean Lloyd Website