I’m only writing this now, because I haven’t been at my desk, I’ve been rolling around in fits of laughter on the floor!
Sports Illustrated have, in one interview, gone from being a sports magazine to, in my mind, a complete lifestyle choice! They’ve attempted to conduct an interview with our (cl)own SA rugby coach Pieter De Villiers aka Div aka Die Snorman due to that luscious Amazonian man growth on his upper lip.
Hier kommie snooorman, hier kommie snooorman!
In attempting to conduct an interview, they find it increasingly hard to conduct said interview because Snorman is busy and generally seems disinterested. The writer eventually asks Div if he should invent a story.
Snormans answer?
“Ja, thanks, man”
Are you quite grasping this? This is our national rugby coach and he does not care! The interview is absolutely hilarious and contains some of his recent beautiful quotes including the now famous black mechanic when talking about Ricky Januarie.
In my mind it is extremely difficult to even think about Div and how stupid he is. You know when you’re having an argument with someone, and they’re so dumb that they cannot fathom why they are wrong? And they think that they are right and then just go “Yeah whatever, I don’t want to talk about it, you’ll never get it”
You know that rage you go into?
That is exactly how I feel when I talk about Div! He is so damn frustrating and dumb, that I get in a bad mood talking abut him. The guy is an absolute fool and it’s as if nothing will ever get through to him, even our sports magazines. It’s so irritating that I literally want to throttle him with his snor.
It’s people like Div that make people commit suicide. You work hard your whole life and get a bad deal in life, and Div comes in with half a brain and becomes SA rugby coach.
However, the latest Sports Illustrated, August 2009 is a pearler and you should go buy it. And it’s got Maria Sharapova on the cover, so that’s worth a stroke and toke.
Sean Lloyd
Editor
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