Because I know that you are the ultimate lothario, I thought it only pertinent to make a mention of this fact!

You know like when you are buying toilet paper, there is always a hot chick standing behind, and in front of you? Well it’s the same with condoms.

You are chilling there and either there is a belter standing behind or in front of you, or you bump into a friend of your moms and she stops to chat, asking you what you are doing at the pharmacy and what is happening with your life. Christ it’s embarrassing.

The only cool thing about buying condoms and then having a hot chick standing near you is that she knows you are banging like you were born to. But the problem is that she knows you are not banging her. So she knows you are banging someone else.

On the other hand, if you were standing there with Berocca or Vitamin C, you could still try chat this chick up and bang her without her knowing you actually have a girlfriend. Some call this cheating, I call it playing the field and living life.

But really, this rubbish of buying toilet paper and condoms, and then having a runway model stand next to you in the queue needs to end. I thought it would be cool to buy condoms and lube online in South Africa.

And at SLXS we are ending it once and for all! With the help of Mantality, the days of these cringe worthy condom episodes are over! It is now easy to buy lube and condoms online in South Africa, yes please darling!

No need to go into this in any detail.

Just click the banner below and you can order as many condoms and lube as your heart desires, safely, securely, discreetly and online. No queues, safe and secure, overnight delivery and 4 different payment methods courtesy of Mantality:

The days of late night petrol station convenience store condom shopping are over! As are the days of buying 35 other items to kind of hide the 5 packs of condoms that you are buying.

So once again, click HERE to order condoms online in South Africa, as well as lube and avoid all the hassles, and then rock out with your…

YEAH!

Sean Lloyd

Editor