Ah man, I had the time of my life yesterday!

We decided to up the cool quotient at the Johnny Clegg concert at Kirstenbosch Gardens yesterday by gracing the crowd with our undeniable mind blowing presence. And did it go down well!

Mike and the crew chose a pearler of a spot directly behind, oddly enough, my future wife and mother of my kids. I know, I’m having the same problem.

It’s not the clearest picture, but we’ll post our wedding photos here later 

What DO we call our firstborn? I’m stuck between River and Storm. I will use a guys name on a chick, and a chicks name on a dude, I don’t care. But seriously, I’m stuck on a name. I suppose we’ll have two kids anyway.

But enough of that, we can decide after we marry.

So firstly, we see this doll in front of us who is in desperate need of a GHD. If that’s not bad enough, she was sporting some shades ala Tour de France 1975.Remember the shades, the Oakley Pro M Frames. Cool if you are playing sport, not cool if you are watching a concert. Even worse was the fact that these were not Oakley.

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So anyway, this chick stands for the better part of the day and then waves and a hippie comes cruising in from deep space, also in tie dye vibes and also sporting a pre-GHD hairstyle, very Knysna foresty.

This chick sits down, Mike says “Let’s kick this concert off like a dead lepers head” and this chick kicks off on the craziest trip I have ever seen.

I kid you not, this hippie sat for about 30 minutes, with her fingers IN her ears, rocking back and forth.

ABSOLUTELY MASHED!

Hippie, sitting down in the centre. Believing she is surrounded by dinosaurs. 

She was tripping tits! It was TOO funny, and everyone was just checking her out, wondering what in acids name was going on.

She was no doubt rhyming a tune in her head, “I love acid! I love salad!” I love acid!”

It was so mental, but I lost track of the events as I was wondering where my honeymoon is going to be.

I’ll have the video up sometime, it’s crazy styles!

Sean Lloyd

Editor