There appears to be some sort of music event happening on Clifton 4th beach this coming Saturday, the 9th of February, in conjunction with Capetalk and BP Express.
I have no idea what music is going to be played but it should be awesome! I love the beach, but it’s even better at night because I look much better at night.
You see during the day my looks are passable, but when my shirt comes off my lack of pecs and triceps and deltoids seems to deter people. However at night this is all hidden, thus increasing the amount of people that want to hang out with me. That is why I am a recluse during the day, avoiding people and going about life at my own pace. But at night I tend to lose the plot, because people are led to believe that I’m from Fight Club and I’m just not allowed to talk about it.
For those of you unaware of what Clifton looks like, here is the view from the helicopter(Where is that thing? I seem to have misplaced it recently. That could be a costly mistake):
So that’s where the event is taking place and I think we can all agree that it is NOT an ugly place. Neither are the people who go to it.
BP Express have kitted the event out this year. They have provided free parking on a first come first serve basis at the La Med sports field and they have also thrown in a complimentary shuttle service along Beach Road. That’s the road that runs along the beach. Naturally.
There is also a crew of people who will help you out with carrying your picnic baskets down to the beach.
This is handy. Sometimes I am so plastered when being dropped off at the beach that I can’t even carry myself down to the beach, let alone my towel.
Well that’s what I have to tell you.
Moonstruck 2008
Music on the beach
Clifton 4th beach
Saturday 9th of February 2008
Time: 6pm
Unfortunately you won’t see me there as I will be attending the Twentybrand party at Assembly. That’s if my genes can survive the Cane Train party on Friday night.
So if you are at the Twentybrand party, I will be the ridiculously tanned and toned individual standing in the corner at the bar putting out the vibe.(I will work out feverishly and hit the beach full time until Saturday night)
You know the vibe I put out.
Yeah that one.
The one you can’t resist.
The one you know you WANT.
Your knees go weak…
This is getting ridiculous I should go now.
See you Saturday!
Wear something tight…
Sean Lloyd
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