Imagine that is your day job, taking photos of ass? Do you honestly still tell people you want to work? Do you feel bad when you become rich from doing this? I’ll never know until I become an ass photographer. So basically Culo is an Italian for word buttocks, and man do they deliver the goods in this book. This isn’t just a little collection, it is a 248 page spectacle of the finest bums on earth. Well except for the fact that Fergie appears in it. Weird. The book has been put together by photographer Raphael Mazzucco and Chairman of Interscope Geffen A&M Records, Jimmy Lovine. The guys are basically taking the piss by selling this and calling it work. But look, we’ll take it for what it is. A little sneak peek at what is on offer in the book:

Alessandra Ambrosio

Irina Shayk

Kate Upton

Leeann Tweeden

And here is the official video for it:

Alright, that is asstastic! So what’s for lunch?

Ah man I’m just going to slap some meat between two buns!

Hey? What? Nothing to see here, scuttle along kids…