The El Jimador team did a little drop at my place last week, a drop of boozy fun! So ja, they even took a picture of me. Being as vain as I am, I couldn’t actually look at myself in the photo. My bronzed glow is gone, my package definitely wasn’t showing enough, my muscles have shrunk (Let’s call it the off season where I’m cutting right down!) So I did some minor Photoshopping just to enhance my hair, eyes and immense piece:

Looking good Sean!

Uuuuuum. Ja.

And here are the goods that were delivered:

So this is currently occupying my ‘work’ space, along with my Zen Garden:

Superb photographic skills, mad skills!

So the El Jimador team are going to be doing a razzle dazzle in a few clubs in Cape Town…

What? Are you as shocked as I am that I said ‘razzle dazzle’ I know, my writing has taken a steep turn down the hill, please accept my booze stained apologies.

Yip, they’ll be in a couple of clubs in Kaap Stad hierdie naweek (As we appeal to our Boerewors Curtain readers), and here is the list:

Neighbourhood- 18 November
Tjing Tjing- 18 November
Daddy Cool’s- 18 November
Trinity- 24 November
Banana Jam- 25 November
The Reserve- 26 November
Zapata- 26 November

And no, I have not heard of Zapata either. But I know all the other spots, and I’m not going to lie to you…they should be sponsored by Loreal, because they’re worth it.

No seriously I need to stop now, I’ll get a few shots of El Jimador in me and see if I can write something better later. But you know what? I can write whatever I want, because in the blogging game…

Thanks to Marisa and the crew for the gift, alcohol is always most welcome around these parts!