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2 Comments Vodacom Launch The ZTE S302 Alcoholics Phone

Article written by the brilliant Sean Lloyd on the 19 Oct 2009

I tell you what, you have never!

The phone is basically for people with hearing or visibility problems according to Vodacom but we know what that means…drunk people! Vodacom got around the fact that South Africans are alcoholics by saying it’s for elderly people or people with dexterity problems. In other words elderly people with arthritis.

I think this phone is brilliant for the student/alcoholic market because it only costs R400. So you can go on the piss, throw it down that abyss of a stairwell in the Stadium On Main parking lot and not really worry about it because all it has cost you is one line! So we hear.

ZTE_S302phone

The ZTE S302 phone — Made for drunk

I also assume that with it’s limited functionality it won’t be as easy as pressing 1 for speed dial where it phones the ex. Another great thing is that it does not have a camera, so if you pulled some brak hond the night before, there will be no evidence.

And no one is ever going to want to steal this phone. Has SLXS started a trend with this phone for summer 2009 in Cape Town? Look I don’t want to call it, but I’ll claim it for sure. Oh no wait, I can’t claim it. Hanson has already claimed it.

Hanson The Caretaker

Hanson. The caretaker.

Pity, I wanted to be a trend setter!

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Haha well said.

So funny for me how the screen is still so small.

Thanks Vodacom, my fingers can’t miss the buttons, yet I can’t see what they’re typing :/

October 22 2009 13:14 pm Sean Lloyd Website

Dude so true, can you IMAGINE trying to read a long sms on that beast? It must honestly be the worst experience of your life.

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