It’s always a little disturbing walking into a family store and knowing that candy and floories are available, from the same shelf!

I was in Kenilworth today (Don’t ask), at the Clicks waiting to pay when I noticed some sort of fun package in front of me, on the chocolate shelf!

Two things here:

1– Why is that row of chocolates empty? Someone has been naughty and is not going to be wearing that skimpy bikini this summer. Tisk tisk!

2 — If we zoom in, we can see that these are a ‘herbal sedative’ And by this I assume they mean ‘Here have one of these let’s have some fun’

“Oh no have one of these, really it’s fine, it’s herbal! And I bought it at Clicks…come on, just eat them. That’s better, pills are gooooood! Just pop them like Skittles, finish the box”

Knock out!

And if you didn’t connect with that story at all, you’ll surely connect with this one. Check this, which I saw with my eyes at Stadium On Main in Claremont, the floor below Tiger…

Can anyone say “Shit your pants!”

Because damn, that be a lot of dates.