I shit you not, it’s like 2:33am and I just woke up thinking of you.

I remembered that there is a sale on at Fabiani at the V&A Waterfront, Cavendish Square and Willowbridge.

It’s so mental!

I went out and got a pair of G-Stars (Size 30 waist, ithankyou!) and they are SO sick. Skinny, you know, to fit my sexual body, and raw denim, which we will educate you about in the future.

So head down to Fabiani while the sale is on, and give the finger to this so called threat of a “recession”

It’s getting pathetic, England hits a recession and then gets blanketed in snow, and some people say “the grass is greener on the other side”

Well I tell you what, if there is any grass on the other side it’s pretty fucked with frostbite now, or my buddies have smoked it.

Either way there is no grass on the other side and you should be in Cape Town.Apparently there are fresh mushrooms on the other side, which is weird, because I always thought they grew in grass.

I’d still rather take shitty weed and Cape Town, than great shrooms and London.

But the weeds pretty good as well so it’s what we call a win-win situation.

Sean Lloyd

Editor