Oh yes please! Monday 19 October signals the launch of the much anticipated annual Sports Illustrated Swimwear Edition. It’s basically the only Sports Illustrated that some guys buy in the whole year! It’s probably one of the greatest marketing strategies ever in the world and I’m being serious. Guys go mental for it, and I’ll in all likelihood be sneaking off the the shop to buy it tomorrow (I won’t tell you which shop…still battling the stalker problem)

Well let’s see what we have in store:

I took this photo in Hermanus

Firstly we have Marzaan Kallis who probably is not married to Jakes, and says she likes to wakeboard…AHEM…cough…We also wakeboard, you really should join us! No I’m serious…SLXS and the Bourne2Ride Crew. And Marzaan is from Cape Town so this plan is coming together quite nicely I’d say. Mmmmmm…the rich scent of desire.

For more on Marzaan and how gorgeous she is, click here.

Then we have Catrinel who is Italian and is an absolute smoker! She’s 26 and loves writers from Cape Town. Hey? No I don’t know if that’s true, but it’s pretty much a given that she will dig the vibe I throw out. What’s not to like? I couldn’t find photos on the internet of Catrinel so I just took one off my camera, this one was taken when we were summering in The Cayman Islands in 2007, before we broke up because I was apparently “too hot” Well what do you expect, it was like 30 degrees out! Weird.

I know what you’re thinking…what camera did I use? A Sony.

For a little bit more on Catrinel, click here .

So those are just two of my ex’s that I thought we’d reveal here, I won’t show pictures of our kids because I’m quite a private person.

So grab your Sports IlLUSTrated Swimwear Issue tomorrow.

See what I did back there? Clever hey? Not as clever as that trick I do where your clothes disappear.