SEX ISLAND

So now that the R100 million Bantry Bay house is old news from yesterday, let’s move on to something not many people will know and that is probably more exciting.

You know Plett rage? You know how mental it gets?

Imagine hosting Plett rage yourself? You know that the words ‘come right’ spring to mind here?

Well I’m basically giving you the opportunity to host Plett rage, should you have the required cash!

Because Stanley Island in Plett is still available to buy! At $4 million, that comes in at around $10 million cheaper than the Bantry Bay House, and I’d rather buy Stanley Island than the Bantry Bay house. Call me a stickler!

They say every man is an island or something to that effect, but who really cares about being philosophical when you can be as high as you like on cocaine ALL DAY! You know what I would fill Stanley Island with?

Cocaine, weed, strippers and motorbikes! Plus space for my helicopter, and we would be chilling. Plett Rage would be officially hosted at my island and all the girls would probably be officials there…because they’d officially give me a boner.

Let’s have a look what I wrote on Stanley Island (Over a year ago, here):

Your parents probably told you when you were younger that they don’t care what you do, as long as you are happy. So if you don’t already have R27 million they would not be angry if you became a drug dealer in order to amass an amount of R27 million in your bank account. Happiness is something we all strive for and now YOU can have it.

Stanley Island happens to be the only privately owned island in South Africa. It’s 27,4 hectares HUGE which basically translates into 27,4 hectares of pure therapy. It’s like having a shrink all around you all the time.

Plus there is a 1km long(And 40m wide) grass airstrip which can accommodate aircraft with a weight of less than 5400kgs. So it won’t quite accomodate the Lear Jet but it will be fine. And most of the time you can just use your helicopter anyway.

Shooting out in the boat will also be a nice little way to travel.

You don’t quite understand how little things like this excite me. The mere thought of owning my own island in South Africa has my mind racing like it did when I got my matric results, and after a year of boozing and sitting in the sun, I miraculously passed. The thought of just telling people to come back to your island is also a novelty that will probably never wear off.

You would also need to employ an entire police force on the island though. The FUN POLICE! Police running around with water pistols filled with Jagermeister and Red Bull. Police just checking that everyone is totally abusing the situation of vast wealth and disgusting amounts of fun.

Hectic, I don’t even remember writing it. Remember they do have a website (HERE)

What are you waiting for?! If your parents are rich, or your girlfriends/boyfriends parents are rich, you have heard of the words ‘accidental death and a will gets put over to me’ haven’t you? (Although for the sake of covering myself you looney, I am joking)

Wow, I’m spent.

Check out Stanley island over HERE on Private Islands Online.