As you know Thursday is a public holiday, so Cape Town is gearing up for a Manic Wednesday night, and then everyone takes Friday off, which we do anyway in Cape Town regardless. Anyway, you probably can’t go wrong hitting the Camps Bay Strip (Basils party), hitting up some Chevelle, FTV and all the usual suspects. The Bang Bang Club are also going to be punishing the Wednesday night scene and I have been invited there for a birthday (Josh “No problems” birthday)

And then, Club 91 in Claremont are having a 911 Doctors and Nurses party this Wednesday, dress in theme and get in free. Doors open at 8pm.

Then, Hemisphere nightclub are hosting a party that reads as follows:

NawtyMedia present to you the ultimate public holiday party experience – Killer Heels ‘n Cleavage at Cape Town’s playground of the rich ‘n famous – Hemisphere.

The event has been dubbed “Weapons of Mass Seduction” with the nights festivities including a sensational fashion showcase, live lingerie photo shoot, gorgeous dancers, delicious canapés, a delectable fusion of Hip Hop, House, R&B, Funk and Electro, loads of giveaways and much more.

This time our ultra hot lingerie is brought to you by Lady Chatterleys Chamber. Check out  Lady Chatterleys Chamber to see more.

Oh I see, everything is very sexual by the looks of things on Wednesday! That’s Cape Town for you…sex interspersed with beaches, champagne…some people work as well in their spare time which is nice.

So there is no pressure on me at all, I have to hit Basil’s, Bang Bang and 91.

But can I do it all?

I’m just a man! ONE MAN!