So I was being a bit of a Twitter whore on Sunday night, messaging celebrities and seeing what their replies would be. So as you will know I messaged Lilly Allen, that adorable little girl! She’s so…carefree. It’s awesome. Well she didn’t reply to me, but she did post this message:

I replied on Twitter, and haven’t heard anything since. I wonder what’s going on. Is she nervous because of my dashing good looks and chiseled cheekbones?

Has she heard rumours of ‘Loch Ness’?

Is she secretly stalking/wanting me? I think all these things are true, and no doubt when she does come down here her people will get in contact with my people and we’ll meet up. I will in all likelihood not tell anyone about this, because we all need our secrets. Lilly Allen totally wanting me?

That’s my secret.

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