I was pleasantly surprised not to find my usual order of cocaine and heroin on the weekend at Sportsmans Warehouse in Tokai! SHOCKED!

I’m not so much a fan of tik, but it’s like people who smoke weed, they take cigarettes in between to space the space sessions out. So I think this is a great new way to make your regular drugs go further. Because we all do drugs don’t we? Of course we do! CRACK AND BREAKING THE LAW! CRACK AND BREAKING THE LAW!

HEY YOU! I know you do sir…sitting there drinking your tea innocently while the boss is in his big boss office stalking the new secretary and sneakily taking photos of her and pretending to listen to the wife on the phone.

Cocaine is an expensive habit and I think you should all intersperse your coke binges with some tik. But now your tik comes with a happy ending and not falling out teeth! Yes, your regular ball dip now comes tik infused, so Getiep can teabag Meraai and they can both benefit. Brazilliant!

Remember, the Tokai Sportsmans Warehouse is the same one that sells Tiger Nuts (HERE)

Phenomenal place really.

Sean Lloyd

Editor