I was chatting to this bird last night and trying to impress her with my very superficial ways, telling her that I’m an ex-model. Looking at my ageing looks today she did not believe me! Dammit!

Savage!

So I dug through the archives, and while not a GQ model, I did my time for The Cape Argus…you know how it goes…you have to somehow afford crack when you’re a kid. I was living in a trash can!

The offending piece comes from the Cape Argus, Wednesday July 19, 1995. It’s been nearly 14 years since my great appearance, and it’s not surprising that newspapers are on the way out, now that I’ve given up the cocaine/champagne world of child modelling.

It was so hectic in the day. I used to date this other child model, her name was Gisele. Or Kelly Brook or something.

No wait, Gisele was in my broek.

Koek!

Sean Lloyd

Editor