I really love these Cape Town girls, man. Especially these Cape Town High School girls…I keep getting older…they stay the same age! I came upon (Never in) this Facebook group called “Bitch please,I’m from Cape Town” The group is now sitting at 4998 members, and you need to request to join the group. On the other hand, the group “Bitch please…I’m from Joburg” has only 260 members.
Whaaaaaaa ha ha ha! EPIC FAIL!
But seriously, if you ever needed a reason to move to Cape Town, it’s got to be the girls! This is the group description:
All the joburg, durban, pretoria, whatever all you chicks from anywhere else in the whole world…i’m from cape town and i can take you down…
Here are some reasons why it’s better to be a Cape Town girl:
1) We’re the hottest girls in all of SA (possibly the world)
2) We have the hottest guys to choose from
3) We can party it up like no other girls I know
4) We love our mountain and our beach
5) We don’t need to go shopping in high heels like the Joburg girls do
6) All our best clubs are within max 15 mins from where we live
7) We can still wear miniskirts in winter without freezing our asses off!
8 ) Men come from all over the world to party with us
9) Come December time, we live in the best city ever
10) We can drive around with our windows down, without worrying about being hijacked…
11) We have surfers…enough said
12) We have Fiction, Bang Bang Club, Tiger Tiger, Chevelle, Long Street, Camps Bay, Claremont, Obs etc etc
13) We have a gay community — every girl needs a GBF (Gay Best Friend)
14) We might not have the best cars, but dammit our cars double up as bars at night!
15) We have great fashion sense — boho long street style
16) We get to party with all the celebs when they come here to shoot movies — Colin Farrell, Jared Leto, Robbie Williams etc etc
17) We have the winelands, which means we know our wine
18) We have beautiful hippy girls at Oude Molen 
19) We don’t have Danny K, but we have Colin Moss (you choose…)
20) Our mayor is a Woman!
21) Some of us may have a passion gap (no front teeth) but we’re proud of it dammit, and it makes us better lovers…(Whaaaaaaa! — Sean)
22)We’re professional cocktail drinkers, thanks to half-price specials at Summerville, Beluga and Sevruga.
23) Our livers are extra strong, because the bergies taught us their hardcore drinking ways, so we can drink you under the table (or under the bridge…)
24) We can walk straight off the beach and into caprice/la med to carry on the party, havaianas and all
25) Even Prince Harry likes our girls (well one girl in particular…)
26) All we need is a bottle of crackling/ russian bear to make a party!
27) We have Cokey falkow — and he is kak funny!
28) We can have beautiful sunset picnics on any of our beautiful beaches
29) We are only an hour and a halfs drive away from the tip of Africa
30) Everyone loves a Cape Town girl!
MY
WORD
That is simply stunning girls, I love you! And on the topic of Bitch Please…I’m from Cape Town…There is a Bitch Please Movement happening as we speak!
On the 14th of May, at Chevelle in Cape Town, there will be a “Bitch please…I’m from Cape Town” party.
So simply click HERE to see the event details, and to register for the party.
Then click HERE for the Facebook group “Bitch please…I’m from Cape Town”
Yeah no problem! Loving Cape Town more than ever right now…
Sean Lloyd
Editor
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