I was driving through to Blue Route mall today to get in touch with that side of the world, and once again I came upon CUM Books.

Ha ha haI came upon CUM Books! I’m a lyrical master!

CUM…because it feels good

For those of you not aware, CUM Books is a real life books store in Cape Town. Their other branch is in Canal Walk. Take out the “c”

CUM Books in Anal Walk ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

The awesome thing is that CUM Books are actually a Christian book store. I have suspected for some time that these Christians who read “Bibles” and stuff are onto something more sinister. They lie saying they don’t believe in sex before marriage and that money does not make you happy.

The reason they started CUM Books is to brainwash their customers in their filthy ways. Then they will use their customers and get them involved in their CUM porn store. I mean…they do own the domain http://www.cum.co.za

That’s got to be worth something right there!

I tell you, these Christians running that store. Probably having a spit roast right now as we speak. And I’m talking about a proper cum spit roast. Yeah a two way.

Remember to wear condoms if you’r going to doing the whole CUM vibe.

Sean Lloyd

Editor