I was taking this chick from behind in Steers at about 1:30 this morning when I remembered something HILARIOUS from my school days. It’s things like this that are too funny!

Just chilling babes

Whenever we were smashed with our hot girlfriends (Do we have any others?) and at Nando’s, or Steers if they were ordering chicken, we would break out the Classic Chicken Joke.

So this is how it goes, because everybody loves chicken.

You see a chick eating a piece of chicken and you say to her:

“Do you like chicken?”

The beauty here is that everyone not only likes chicken, but they love it.

She will answer something like this:

“Yeah I love it”

And you come back with this powerhouse:

“Well then suck my cock, ‘cos it’s foul”

(Silence)

(Brief pause for the mormons, and religious people)

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! MENTAL!

Sean Lloyd

Editor