I wasn’t aware of this until I was sent an e-mail with a link to the photos of the launch party for the Nova Constantia Boutique Hotel in Constantia, Cape Town.

I get invited to so many events, it’s hard to keep track of where my face is going to be next, but it seems I’m only one step away from featuring in Gwen Gills column. It’s only a matter of time. Anyway, here is a photo I found of myself looking dashing with a side parting.

I’m being serious when I say that if I were a chick, I’d totally do me!

Wick…wick…wicked!

Maxing the lifestyle

“Good Lord Sean, your skin looks amazing! What moisturiser do you wear?”

“Well actually my loving readers, I use the Trevarno Organic Mens Moisturiser. Feel free to touch me and give me a happy ending”

I love Friday!

I love crack cocaine!

I love acid!

I love schoolgirls!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Click here for the rest of the photos.

Click here for Nova Constantia Boutique Hotel.

Ahhhhh high society…you have to love it.

Sean Lloyd

Editor