While this is not one of the cleaner things that I’m likely to mention, it is nonetheless quite important that I make a mention of this to aid you in your child’s upbringing.

The important thing to make note of is the quality of of the individual driving the vehicle in picture. This is high quality hilarity! To be able to pull this off you need to be quite confident, and I can confidently confirm that the man driving this car was fully confident that all was alright. I snapped him leaving Canal Walk.

Which is hilarious because this is home to CUM Books. (C)anal Walk and Cum Books? Just imagine there was a Spitz shoe store there, it would be madness! Wait, is there one there? It reminds me that everytime we go to Hermanus we get photos taken at the sign, obviously blocking out the “m”

It’s humour like this that keeps me youthful and vibrant.

Anyway I just thought awareness around the general topic of “kum” needs to be raised. It’s not quite ideal. It reminds me of this guy who I studied with in my journalism days. Now obviously being journalists we drank our fair share, chilled, talked a load of filth and smoked Marlboros which is why I nearly failed class and most of the other people became addicted to substances of various strengths.

So we knew this guy who lived up Kenilworth Way near Chaos Computers with the orange gate. It’s up from Claremont Main Road. Anyway we used to go visit him, and there are loads of hookers on that road. So my buddy used to call them “Jizz receptacles”  which is fairly disgusting, but hilarious because we kept the joke to within our circle.

But when your car drives around, your circle is essentially Cape Town.

Not so cool.