I was wondering the other day (And the previous 3000 days) what exactly it is that women want. And then it occurred to me. Women love lingerie. It’s true. If we just have a quick look at Britters face here, we see a smile. A large one.

(Wait…what women want? Thinking of that now it would make a great movie! You know…throw in an actor such as…just off the top of my head…Mel Gibson perhaps? Wait…wait…even go completely over the top and have a scene where he waxes his legs! No…no…this is too much of a crazy idea to actually work. Sorry, this is a stupid idea. Sigh)

You see, in order to have the sexiest co-anchor in the world, we took her to La Senza the other day to get some underwear. There was some rubbish there like the usual granny panties which are quite an eyesore. So for the co-anchor we chose five of the tiniest thongs(G-strings, but she is American) and she could not have been happier. Women want to feel sexy and there is no way they can possibly feel sexy in Bridget Jones’ underwear(Well obviously not HER underwear, but the same style) They need something lacy and small.

So that’s what we did. We took her to Cape Town girls favourite store which also happens to be Cape Town guys favourite store. La Senza. Myself and Charlie V were like two cheetahs on the attack in there, there is so much good stuff to look at. If you look at Britter in the photo above, you will see she has underwear tucked into her pants, and this is why she is so happy. She feels sexy. Come on guys, is this not the look you want to see on your girlfriends face? Yes it is! It probably also helps that the beautiful city of Cape Town is set as a backdrop to this photo, but hey, that’s where we live.

I don’t think we need anymore endorsement than this. The SLXS co-anchor, who constantly lives in excess(Sushi, cosmopolitans, travelling), endorses the sexiness of La Senza. I endorse it. You don’t want to have to be around someone who is unhappy, just because their underwear does not make them feel sexy. It’s pretty simple really. You need to take your girlfriend to La Senza. Or wife, whatever the situation may be.

Hell, even if Nikki at accounts downstairs is unhappy, take her!

La Senza lingerie looks great on, but it’s obviously more fun to take off. Come on guys, let’s not see any unhappy faces this summer. I want to see girls smiling, laughing and jumping because they feel hot. Sexy. Unstoppable. Obviously being very hot weather in Cape Town at this time of the year, you would want to choose something very minimalistic like Britter has done. And go for the thong, we don’t want any unsightly underwear lines when wearing the tightest of pants around Cape Town this summer.

I don’t think we need any more reason to take your other half to La Senza than the words I have just typed. And the smile on our lovely co-anchors face. She is so happy! We are so happy! You should be so happy!

What? You are working? So what?! Call the wife/girlfriend and tell her that you are going to La Senza now. Tell the boss that you just have to cross reference some hedge funds and say something about a bull market sinking oil stocks in Taiwan. Bosses have no idea what is going on anyway, they just want 5pm to come round so they can smash up the office bar.

To find La Senza in Cape Town you can visit their stores in:

Bayside Centre Tableview

Gardens Centre

Cavendish Square in Claremont

The Victoria & Alfred Waterfront

Or visit the La Senza website HERE

I have given you all the information and more than enough reasons to go. Now you just need to go do it. I’m actually excited for you! It’s true…

Sean Lloyd

Editor