Are you struggling to impress your girlfriend?

Are you single and wanting to get pants shittingly drunk?

Wait…those are the lines I’ll be using for promoting cane!

Sorry about that. Just to let you know though, that Getwine.co.za are having a sale where you can save up to 50%, and taste before you buy. There is even a mystery case of 12 bottles going for R249, sick! Here are all the details you need to know (Boozer!)

So now you can impress the socks off…I mean the panties off…your girlfriend with some superb wine, and your girlfriend won’t even know you paid the plebb price, nice!

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