Look, when Cape Town gets hot and bright, it gets hot, bright, sweaty and sexual. If you’re not trying to fight the glare from the sun, you’re trying to fight the glare from everyones raging ego’s because they are shit hot. But why are we still selling sunglasses inside?[...]

PLEASE enjoy these guys, who think they are in line to become Tommy Hilfiger brand ambassadors. I see the idea behind involving the public in these sorts of things, but seriously when it comes to brand ambassadors, brands need to choose people wisely. You cannot leave it up to the public, because let’s be honest, there are a lot of weird people out there who like to count up to potatoe and back down to brocolli[...]

Look, I won’t lie, this man has nuts of titanium! My glittering vagina just hurts watching this video, because one mistake and the last thing this guy will see if his ass flying through his face. And no one wants to eat shit when they die. Check the video out[...]

You know, in some senses I wish I was American. Sure, some of them are dumb, but then again, we have people who vote ANC. They’re just so patriotic though, and while we are too, we have so many damn haters amongst us. Read on and find out why I think we all need a little bit of American in us [...]

I’m not sure what to make of these. A ginger, coke snorting actress taking her clothes off. But I guess in the interest of pub(l)ic awareness, it is only right that we make these available to you[...]

Probably the funniest video I have seen in ages, an oke completely loses his mind when his Labrador starts chasing a herd of deer in Richmond Park, London. The follow up videos to this are just absolutely phenomenal. @jeremydixon sent this to me and I’ve been laughing ever since[...]

Look, as a guy you either like tits or ass. Sure both are great, but everyone has their preference. This is a book with a whole lot of ass, so if ass is your thing, click on to see the likes of Alessandra Ambrosio, Irina Shayk and Kate Upton[...]