I saw something about Britney Spears the other day and I thought “Hell, back in the day I would have given both my nuts to get hold of her” And the reason I could afford to give both nuts is because then I wouldn’t have to have the burden of the kids she currently carries.

But just have a look at this minx:

And then this was her first video she dedicated to me, due to her audience at the time she couldn’t call it “I’m a sex slave for you”:

This is Britters in recent times:

Not so nice.

But you probably wouldn’t say no.

She’s rich and famous, why not?!

I really can’t pinpoint where it went wrong, but I do believe it’s about the time we broke up that it went McDonalds shaped.